I’m thinking on starting a new religion (or cult). It would be the called: “Hump Day of the Lord”. But there would be many holidays that would allow humping on hump day and a reverse Lent that would require you to perform some form of humping on Wednesdays for several weeks out of the year. The slogan will be… nan…a…nananananannanana HUMP DAY! – Don’t
Husband: “I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put in it.” Wife: “You wear briefs, don’t you?”
Who was the first person to say “Colder than a witches tit”? LOL “Man I just felt up this witch! Cold cold cold! I think i have frost bite!”
Pick the month you were born:
January——-I Took A Bath With
February——I Bumped Uglies With
March———-I Bitch Slapped
April————I Licked
May————I Stabbed
June———–I Dry Humped
July————I Took a Poop On
August——–I Rubbed My Ass Against
September—-I Brushed My Teeth With
October——-I Groped
November—–I Pissed On
December—–I Licked
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1——-a Toaster
2——-a Puppy
3——-a Smelly Fish
4——-a Grapefruit
5——-my Dingaling
6——-a Nimfo
7——-my Laptop
8——-a Chicken
9——-my Friends Beaver
10——-my Cousins Uncles Brother In Law
11——-my Drug Dealer
12——-a Cell Phone
13——-my Sharona
14——-a Kitty Cat
15——-a Pig
16——-a Sheep
17——-a Mouse
18——-a Ten Foot Pole
19——- a Tuna Can
20——-a Dog Whistle
21——-a Midget
22——-a Crazy Cracka
23——-a Horseshoe
24——-a Nut
25——-a Crack Head
26——-my Doctor
27——-my Babysitter
28——-my Genitals
29——-a Nudist
30——-your Daddy
31——-your Mom
What is the last number of the year you were born:
1——— Behind The Drug Store
2 ——— In A Dumpster
3 ——— In The Shitter
4 ——— While Streaking
5 ——— While Running From The Police
6 ——— After Rubbing Against Kittens
7 ——— Under The Table
8———- On Top Of The Bar
9 ——– On The Back Seat
0 ——– At The Mall
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White———because I Fucking Love Coloring!
Black———because When I Think About You I Touch Myself.
Pink———–because I’m a Hot Piece of Ass.
Red———–because My Imaginary Friends Told Me To.
Blue———–because I Do What I Want!
Green———because Mt Therapist Won’t Even Help Me Anymore.
Purple———because I’m A Fucking Rock Star!
Gray———-because Everyone Wants to Touch My Junk.
Yellow———because I Are Nucking Futs!
Orange——–because FUCK YOU, That’s Why.
Brown———because I Love To Hump Things.
Other———-because I’m a Vampire Bitches!
None———-because I can’t control my bladder!
Now type out or copy and paste the sentence you made, and add it as a comment below.
(CNTRL+C or OPEN APPLE +C to copy and CNTRL+V or OPEN APPLE+V to paste.)
