Transformer

July 29th, 2010

If I were a transformer, I would be known as Optimus Procrasterbator.

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Fat Sack

July 28th, 2010

I need a fat sack! It’s not what you think though. I want one full of money! Then I can buy weed with it.

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iTampon

July 27th, 2010

iTampon…there’s and applicator for that.
http://www.gooftees.com/

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Laughs during SEX

July 26th, 2010

My girl always laughs during sex… no matter what show she is watching.

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Looking like a fool

July 22nd, 2010

Looking like a fool with his genitals draggin on the ground. What? That isn’t how it goes? MY BAD. Wish someone would have told me before I executed this.

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Our Love

July 20th, 2010

Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

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Oh Man

July 19th, 2010

oh man, I think I just googled myself.

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Chinese Detective

July 15th, 2010

A man suspected his wife was seeing
another man, so he hired the famous
Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and
report any activities while he was gone.

A few days later, he received this report:

MOST HONORABLE SIR:

YOU LEAVE HOUSE
I WATCH HOUSE
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.

NO FEE,
CHEN LEE.

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Chippendales

July 14th, 2010

I would like to think that Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley are having a dance off right about now. I bet they both get to be Chippendales this time.

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Monday

July 12th, 2010

Monday is French for kick groin repeatedly.

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