If I were a transformer, I would be known as Optimus Procrasterbator.
Transformer
July 29th, 2010Fat Sack
July 28th, 2010I need a fat sack! It’s not what you think though. I want one full of money! Then I can buy weed with it.
iTampon
July 27th, 2010iTampon…there’s and applicator for that.
http://www.gooftees.com/
Laughs during SEX
July 26th, 2010My girl always laughs during sex… no matter what show she is watching.
Looking like a fool
July 22nd, 2010Looking like a fool with his genitals draggin on the ground. What? That isn’t how it goes? MY BAD. Wish someone would have told me before I executed this.
Our Love
July 20th, 2010Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
Oh Man
July 19th, 2010oh man, I think I just googled myself.
Chinese Detective
July 15th, 2010A man suspected his wife was seeing
another man, so he hired the famous
Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and
report any activities while he was gone.
A few days later, he received this report:
MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE
I WATCH HOUSE
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
NO FEE,
CHEN LEE.
Chippendales
July 14th, 2010I would like to think that Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley are having a dance off right about now. I bet they both get to be Chippendales this time.
Monday
July 12th, 2010Monday is French for kick groin repeatedly.
