Archive for June, 2010

Richard Simmons

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

If Richard Simmons released a work-out video with todays current music, would it be called Sweatin’ to the Newdies?

Relationships

Tuesday, June 29th, 2010

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes its better to leave them broken than to hurt yourself putting it back together.

Pregnant

Monday, June 28th, 2010

Why is it when your girlfriend gets pregnant, they rub her belly and says congrats and no one rubs your dick and says good job?

My Ex

Friday, June 25th, 2010

I ran into my ex the other day and it was great! But it dented the hell out of my car.

Garage Sales

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

stoopid garage sales never have garages for sale?

Running

Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010

I am getting in shape. Unfortunately that shape is round… off to work out again. Still sore from the runs yesterday. Oh I mean my running yesterday. :O

Smart Ass

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

I am usually a smart ass, but I haven’t been feeling well so I’ve just been an ass. I’m like a transformer. I shall be knownst as Optimus Douchebag.

Calling In

Monday, June 21st, 2010

Calling in healthy today.
http://www.gooftees.com

Saturday

Saturday, June 19th, 2010

I was unaware that Saturday still had an 8:00 am! I am not impressed. I’ve had better.

Learn from your mistakes

Friday, June 18th, 2010

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people get married more than once?