How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Whopper
August 17th, 2010Blondes
August 15th, 2010If blondes have more fun, do they really know it?
Storming
August 15th, 2010When it’s raining and it’s storming the beer in the fridge needs pouring.
Work
August 11th, 2010Walk fast and look worried, that’s how you work hard.
This Confirms It!
August 10th, 2010Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
August 9th, 2010
I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
Advice
August 6th, 2010Take my advice; I don’t use it anyway.
Tire
August 4th, 2010My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire… I noticed your cat. Sorry!
Heaven!
August 2nd, 2010I am in Heaven!!!! You know if it were run by Hitler.
Country Song
July 30th, 2010I am thinking about releasing a country Album, “I returned drunk from playing redneck horseshoes and hunting all day when I decided to kiss my sweetie with my fist after she ran my drunk, three legged dog over with her truck shortly after she got out of prison and burned down my momma’s house.”
